Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Thoughts (test)

Who the hell are you? 

Wow that was a big step down...

Why are you still talking to me?

You know everything I'm hearing is going in one ear and out the other. And if you are going to keep 
talking at least speak correctly... "iight"? 

my god they were ugly.

Stop staring, take a picture it'll last longer.

YUP you keep blasting that Lil Wayne music and speeding, I'm pretty sure the cop that pulls you over will be real nice.

"Hows it going back there?"

I don't know hows it going up there? I think I'm 3 feet away from you so you should know "how it's going back here."

Everything is good back here, she is doing okay!

"Oh! don't you like this song?" 

No. Why would I ever like this song?! The re frame is so stupid and her voice makes me mad.

(Few minutes later)

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number, so call me maybe.

NO! NO! NO! STOP. STOP. STOP.

"Can you make sure she has her seat belt on?"

I CAN DO IT MY SELF!

Okay, okay...

Now I just have to figure out how to put this buckle into the fastener.

I told them I could do it but now I'm starting to see double...

Okay, here we go...

Shit I missed, I missed again, and AGAIN! 

Why can't I do this? 

OH YEAH BECAUSE THE STUPID DOCTOR THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ME VALIUM!

Do you need help yet?

YOU KNOW WHAT?! Forget it...

60 Seconds... Or Not...

“Brush your teeth in a circular motion for 1 minute” or 15 to 30 minutes. “Make sure you floss really good” Or really, really good. “Use a cap full of mouth wash.” More like a cup full. “It’s okay to drink soda and coffee, just make sure that you brush your teeth after.” Or don’t drink soda and coffee and just brush your teeth anyways. “Would you be interested in whitening gel?” NO! Are you crazy?! I don’t particularly want to ruin my enamel or have my gum line recede... But thanks for asking! “Okay… well I’ll see you in three months Francesca! Just make sure to make an appointment with our receptionist.” Three months yeah right. More like one month. Hello I’d like to make an appointment for one month from today. “Okay, will you need a doctor’s note saying that you are going to be going in late for school?” yes please.

A day at school for me now you would think that I’d go crazy, you know not being able to brush my teeth, right? Wrong! I just casually carry my tooth brush in my bag along with tooth paste, floss, and mouth wash! Every day after lunch I mysteriously disappear. Where do I disappear to you might ask? Well the bathroom to brush my teeth… Surprised? Didn't think so.