Wednesday, September 24, 2014

60 Seconds... Or Not...

“Brush your teeth in a circular motion for 1 minute” or 15 to 30 minutes. “Make sure you floss really good” Or really, really good. “Use a cap full of mouth wash.” More like a cup full. “It’s okay to drink soda and coffee, just make sure that you brush your teeth after.” Or don’t drink soda and coffee and just brush your teeth anyways. “Would you be interested in whitening gel?” NO! Are you crazy?! I don’t particularly want to ruin my enamel or have my gum line recede... But thanks for asking! “Okay… well I’ll see you in three months Francesca! Just make sure to make an appointment with our receptionist.” Three months yeah right. More like one month. Hello I’d like to make an appointment for one month from today. “Okay, will you need a doctor’s note saying that you are going to be going in late for school?” yes please.

A day at school for me now you would think that I’d go crazy, you know not being able to brush my teeth, right? Wrong! I just casually carry my tooth brush in my bag along with tooth paste, floss, and mouth wash! Every day after lunch I mysteriously disappear. Where do I disappear to you might ask? Well the bathroom to brush my teeth… Surprised? Didn't think so.

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