“Brush your teeth in a circular
motion for 1 minute” or 15 to 30 minutes.
“Make sure you
floss really good” Or really, really
good. “Use a cap full of mouth wash.”
More like a cup full. “It’s okay to
drink soda and coffee, just make sure that you brush your teeth after.” Or don’t drink soda and coffee and just
brush your teeth anyways. “Would you be interested in whitening gel?” NO! Are you crazy?! I don’t particularly
want to ruin my enamel or have my gum line recede... But thanks for asking! “Okay…
well I’ll see you in three months Francesca! Just make sure to make an
appointment with our receptionist.” Three
months yeah right. More like one month. Hello I’d like to make an
appointment for one month from today. “Okay, will you need a doctor’s note
saying that you are going to be going in late for school?” yes please.
A day at school for me now you would
think that I’d go crazy, you know not being able to brush my teeth, right?
Wrong! I just casually carry my tooth brush in my bag along with tooth paste,
floss, and mouth wash! Every day after lunch I mysteriously disappear. Where do
I disappear to you might ask? Well the bathroom to brush my teeth… Surprised? Didn't think so.
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