“There it is I can hear it purr, I need to get closer though
to make the perfect shot. I can’t believe it is right there! It’s right in
front of me, the new jaguar XJ! Oh no, there is goes, damn green light! I need
to follow it closely but I can’t be seen or she’ll drive away again. Okay good
it’s only a block away and she is just resting in the driveway. Now I need to
have a steady shot I need to hit it straight on. One, two, shoot. Yes, one tire
out. One, two, shoot. I got another one, now she can’t drive away!”
Now before we move on lets define poaching. Poaching: To illegally hunt or
catch (game or fish) on land that is not one's own, or in contravention of
official protection.
Synonyms include; steal, appropriate, purloin, take, lure
away, hunt illegally, catch illegally, jack.
Now that we know the proper
definition, it sounds a lot like that man poaching the pretty new car right? It wasn't his new Jaguar XJ it definitely wasn't on his property but he liked it
so he took it! He’ll probably strip it for parts and then sell it for cash.
It’s okay though because we all know that poaching is wrong but people do it
anyways so I guess let’s just expand our horizon’s and start hunting things we
see and like but let’s make it a little more interesting, shall we? Now picture
this a couple out and about they are also “poaching”.
“Aw,
baby look at all of them running around! I wish we could have one. What about
that one? Oh wait do you want a boy or a girl?” “I've always wanted a baby
girl!” “Okay, me too so I’ll just grab… um… her! She has the cutest laugh!” The
little girl gets off the slide and gets snatched up by the couple and they
explain to her that she is going to live with them from now on because they
think she is cute and would make a good addition to their family.
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